Dearest Dr. Brown,
I do not know you personally but I would like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for being a bottle. After 7 months of life, my sweet Mallory has FINALLY decided to take a bottle. And you are the only man for her. It was a chance meeting. My friend Heather cast you away in my suburban while they were visiting a month ago and I found you a few days later. Hot, Stinky, and rolling around under the seat. I washed you (very, very well) and put you aside to reunite you at a later date. Last week, in a moment of weakness, I glanced at you, our eyes met, and I noticed that your nipple is very similar to the one that Mallory usually prefers, ie: mine. I decided to give it a go- to take a chance, and wow= sparks flew! You and Mallory are a match made in heaven and I am a new woman! I don't expect she will drink from you often, but I am going to try to give you to her at least once a day or every other day to keep her practicing. Now I can be separated from her for more than 3 hours and someone else can feed her every once in awhile. Freedom.
So thank you Dr.Brown. I will love you forever. I have since bought 3 more of your lovely self so that we will never be apart.
All my love,
Meredith (and Mallory)
Hahahahahaha, this made me laugh out loud! I remember the feeling when Harper FINALLY started taking a bottle. The sweet taste of victory & freedom all at once! I'm so happy Mallory finally came around. I found that a little Karo syrup on the nipple doesn't hurt either. :-)
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